If i want an overdose of Skateploitation irony i’ll watch Thrashin’ or Gleaming The Cube, thanks.

L’il Shaun and Wayne White have been hanging out way too much lately

Snowtunnel: This must be how cats and babies trapped in the tumble dryer feel

If you build it, they will come…

… and laugh at you

Anonymous asked: This site is awesome! who writes it?

HYAB isn’t one person, it’s an elitist breakaway cabal from snow/skate/surf’s Illuminati.

We see all. And we don’t like it.

Anonymous asked: Why so much hate, cant we just enjoy it all? Would you prefer it if we were all bankers?! chill out bro and hit the slopes, you dont get it!

Oh, we get it all right. There’s a fine line between love and hate, and we love crossing it.

“I leave my close shaves to Barbisol… and amplitude to Matt Ladley”

“Mommy, when I play lady dressup and put your lipstick on, it makes my tinky tingle”

“That’s OK Shaun honey, just be yourself and never take any notice when people say mean things”

Shaun White makes X Games history with the gayest pants ever worn in a snowboard contest.

If Slater got inked he’d win at that too